18 The perfect Church

18 The perfect Church

We will know we have the perfect church when we hear:

• Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew

• I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time

• Personally I find PCCs much more enjoyable than golf

• I’ve decided to give our church £50 extra a month

• I want to volunteer to lead the Children’s Work team

• I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before

• Since we’re all hear, let’s start the service early

• Vicar, we’d like to send you on holiday to the Bahamas

• We are building a church extension because our family services are so popular with regular attenders and families from the fringe

• Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign


Are you working towards being perfect?